RECAP! Face Off: Foreign Bodies

Episode 5 and all we see is slime. Could the artists be recreating You Can’t Do That On Television?? Sadly, no. They’re just making scary aliens bursting out of people. I suppose that’s acceptable.

The remaining contestants enter the lab where they’re met with “Science!”-looking equipment – microscopes, vials, bottles of chemicals. Without wasting a beat, McKenzie dives right into the week’s Spotlight Challenge. Calling out films like Aliens and Invasion of the Body Snatchers, we learn this challenge will be about parasitic creatures taking over their host body, taking inspiration from a microscopic image of a real parasite.

And now I’m putting down my sushi until a commercial break. The parasite images are freaking terrifying, especially blown up on a screen. Yeah, that’ll haunt me for a little while.

Lance Henriksen, whose IMDb page is ginormous, appears as the special guest.

Now that we have an even number of contestants, we’re back to a team challenge, and the contestants choose with whom they will work. Only mere minutes into the episode, and we’ve already hit the Design Phase. Something’s up.

Anna and Yvonne have what might be the scariest organism, and their design involves the creature coming out of the side of the model’s face – like half-human, half-alien, judging by the sketch. Cory points out this is not “bursting from” but “transforming into.”

Katie and Robert have a tentacle-y, worm-looking parasite. Katie is not thrilled with her choice in teammate, referencing the difficulty they had the last time they worked together. Their design consists of a tumorous head where the worms will (theoretically) burst from. It makes sense, though it looks a little boring.

Rob and Kaleb, whose microorganism is maybe 2nd scariest, are making it so their creature can be “revealed” on the back of the model. Definitely dramatic, though I’m curious to see how the judges feel about it.

Before we get any further, McKenzie walks in with Mr. Henriksen. McKenzie’s in a smashing dress, by the way.

(Side note: I feel terrible when the only thing I have to say about McKenzie is what she’s wearing. She’s a likable host, and a lovely actress. But her wardrobe on here is always so noteworthy, it’s hard to avoid talking about it.)

Apparently, there is another step to this challenge. Mel is already mid-panic attack (I get it, girl! Been there.). Every good alien makeup, according to Bishop, must have SLIME. It’s funny, and a testament to my generation that when I hear slime, all I can think of is Marc Summers, Nickelodeon Studios, and a bucket of the green stuff. I know good horror aliens have slime, but that’s simply not my association. It’s not film, it’s my childhood TV that makes me feel like a slime expert.

Anyway, this slime element turns into the season’s first Foundation Challenge – and what a great way to do it! Foundation Challenges can sometimes feel like a waste of time and talent, just a way to get a famous face in as a “judge.” But by both interrupting the process and making the it apart of the main Spotlight Challenge, this one feels more integrated and necessary, upping the drama and the stakes. I like it.

The teams have 2 hours to develop a slime that will work for their character design. They’ll be judged on color, texture, and “if it works the way you intended it to.” The slime will be “tested,” — thrown, dripped, or otherwise placed on a model in a hazmat suit. The materials they get to use are wheeled out, and I spy lots of Gatorade, food coloring, and highlighters. (Every haunted house has used highlighter ink at some point. I’m also betting there’s laundry detergent and KY on that cart somewhere.)

McKenzie announces that for the first time ever, the winning TEAM will get immunity. I have mixed feelings about that. On one hand, it takes away that awkwardness of making one person on the team bear all the responsibility of a bottom looks makeup. On the other hand, why even let that team compete? Hm.

Mel and Melissa’s concept is an alien literally bursting out of their model’s face, where the human face will be draped around the neck of the alien. A pretty genius design, if the human face looks real enough. Mel wants their slime to be sticky, and here’s where I start yelling at the screen: Glycerin! Mel hears me, and uses that in conjunction with corn syrup and lube (called it).

Johnny and Walter have a microorganism that kind looks like a pig or a bear. Their design is a little confusing. Walter says the parasite will be shedding it’s human skin. They also want it bursting through the chest, where the slime will shoot out. Johnny’s using laundry detergent (also, called it) but he sneakily pulls flocking from the lab to give their slime a unique quality. But SSSShhhhh. Keep it on the down-low.

As the other teams work on their slime, I can’t help but want to be there. This looks like the coolest, messiest thing ever.

During the judging, Lance takes the slime very seriously. His favorites are Johnny and Walter, and Mel and Melissa. The latter win the challenge and immunity. Hopefully, this means Mel can relax and enjoy the creative process.

Back to the main challenge. Kaleb and Rob are working well together, and from what’s shown, it’s clear Rob has real leadership skills. After his win last week, I’m sensing a finalist here.

When Michael Westmore arrives, McKenize skips Mel & Melissa, given their immunity. But JK. Over with Robert and Katie, Mr. Westmore advises to limit the number of tumors on the head. We learn that Walter and Johnny are making their chest piece swirl using a drill, which is pretty clever. Anna and Yvonne are warned about the non-bursting qualities their piece has right now. Lots of torn skin advice.

Aaaaaaand Mel is upset now. She’s miserable with her face sculpt, freaks out a bit, starts over, and the day is done.

Day 2 is all about finishing these sculpts and molding.

Robert’s main focus is the alien worm, who he’s named Hans. Hans even has his own theme song, of course, which Robert sings on the spot.

Johnny is having trouble with polyfoam (surprise, surprise). The chest piece is just a pile of goo, so they must try again.

Rob is now uncharacteristically panicked. Afraid he spent too much time on the sculpt, he’s muttering to himself and throwing things around the molding room. Kaleb tries to offer help, but Rob stalks out, feeling “claustrophobic.”

Application Day will be Johnny’s bitch, or so he says.

Everything seems to be going relatively well, except for Katie and Robert, whose cowl is showing a huge edge right across the forehead, an issue that carries through Last Looks. Robert and Katie are very unhappy going onto the Reveal Stage.

My Amateur Impressions:

Mel & Melissa’s Face Melt Burst: Genius. The face skin on the shoulders just makes it work. The moving mouth is pretty creepy, too.

Johnny & Walter’s Drill Chest: My thoughts are the same as when I saw the sketch. The chest looks great, but I just don’t understand what’s happening on the head.

Robert & Katie’s Lumpy Skull: Ugh. That edge looks a million times worse under this lighting and now that some time has passed. Not helping the situation is the difference in skin tones between the face and the cowl piece. Bottom look. No question.

Anna & Yvonne’s Face/Off: It doesn’t look terrible, but it really is split half and half. No bursting here. The color palette is a little bland, too, but I guess that was intentional?

Kaleb & Rob: A nightmare. In the best possible sense. The front of the makeup is sickening, but the back? Utterly horrifying. Really well done. See, Rob? All good.

The Professionals’ Impressions:

Ve likes Mel & Melissa’s blue slime, Neville loves the human teeth.  Glenn thinks Anna & Yvonne’s doesn’t have enough detail, and Neville questions why they split the face right down the middle, while Ve says what we’ve all been saying – no bursting.

Top Teams? Mel & Melissa and Rob & Kaleb, with the boys taking the win this week, making it back-to-back wins for Rob.

Katie is headed home, which was justified given her choices with the makeup.

Overall Thoughts: A fun episode, despite a very specific challenge. A great use of a Foundation Challenge. We’re finally seeing more personality from the remaining contestants, and the real talent is showing itself.

Beauty in Words:

“I love what you did. You mastered… the chunk.” – Lance Henriksen, describing Johnny & Walter’s slime.

“It reflects San Andreas Fault in the middle of her head…” – a sarcastic Robert, offering a purpose for the glaring edge across the forehead of his makeup.

“I’m a lot happier with Robert’s worm than the rocks-in-a-sock Katie put on her head –” – Glenn. #rocksinasock

“I just wish it wasn’t bifurcated almost perfectly.” – #Nevilleism, showing off his fancy vocabulary.

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