It’s episode six and like a first-year journalism intern, we’re neck-deep in the obits.
The contestants are brought to a printing facility. After a brief, somewhat unnecessary history lesson on the facility, McKenzie segues into the real challenge, which stems from the obituaries. McKenzie stresses these “freshly minted ghosts” must comically reveal how they died through their appearance.
The Spotlight Challenge is simple: They must create a “whimsical ghost,” using the obits provided. In other words, they’re creating a character who would be found in the waiting room of Beetlejuice (even though, in Beetlejuice, which I LOVE, Barbara and Adam show no signs of their presumed drowning… ). And to reinforce that concept, they’ve even included the “Take a Number” machine.
The characters include:
Sally Slopes – Mel’s person died skiing, so Mel developed a character whose bottom half got twisted around to her front side. Could be funny.
Thomas Watts – Robert’s electrocuted dude, complete with rubber duck, was taking a bath when his hair dryer falls into the tub.
Wendy Wand – Rob’s designing a magician’s assistant who was sawed in half. But the real unique aspect here is he’s making her in grayscale – “As if she walked right out of a black and white television.” I don’t have the heart to tell him that there was no television in the ’20s, but it’s fine. I know what he means.
Rose Mary – Anna’s grandma cook died in an explosion while she was making pasta. Is that a thing? Can that happen? Now I’m scared.
Jerry Rig – Yvonne’s DIYer will get a holesaw in the face. She’s a little worried, since her last crack at whimsy didn’t go over too well.
Finn Waters – Kaleb’s victim was a scuba diver who died under “fishy” circumstances. (Hey, Face Off, who wrote these obits? Can I do it next time? Seriously. Let me know.) Kaleb decides to take the fish part literally, designing a fish on the top of the guy’s head.
Sarah N Geti – Johnny’s safari explorer got trampled, and he starts sculpting hoofprints to go on her face. His sketch is just a headshot, so it’s unclear how whimsical this will be, though Johnny believes he can do it with the paint job.
Suzanne Stitches – …who died from some kind of sewing accident? Melissa struggles a little with a concept (while I’m thinking — sewing machine! Her arm got caught in a sewing machine! Or her hair — pulling her face into… okay. Sorry. It’s writing season at the haunted house). Melissa concocts a story about Suzanne falling into her sewing supplies and having pins stuck all over. I’m about as excited as Melissa is about that. Not very.
Seymour Sharp – Walter’s amateur juggler will be a clown, who dropped everything he was juggling, including bowling balls, chainsaws, and knives.
During Michael Westmore’s rounds, he wisely advises Mel to include some twisted skin around the midsection that the judges will see, because apparently she decided to sculpt the entire lower half. He also warns that this is a time-consuming piece, so she better get it done today. And Mel promptly enters panic mode, which might be warranted this time. With Walter, McKenzie blinks in confusion at his concept. Mr. Westmore advises against the bowling bowl idea, but Walter doesn’t agree with just one appliance.
Johnny has decided to add porcupine quills to the face, thinking that it’s whimsical. To be fair, when he describes the scene about the girl being trampled in a stampede by zebras and all, followed up by a lone porcupine who wandered over her — it’s funny. But the end result appearing on the model? Not really funny. Kinda confusing.
Mel’s FrontButt piece is huge, and she’s freaking out about it. I can’t, for the life of me, understand why she molded that giant piece if no one will see it under the pants. She could have padded the costume to get the same shape, and it would’ve taken half the time creating and no time applying. I guess once you’re committed, it’s hard to think outside of that.
Day 2 shows Robert making some changes to his face sculpt. Johnny explains his very complicated process of sculpting his hoofprints. Mel needs an army to carry FrontButt to the molding room. We see Robert’s duck and bar of soap. Sadly, the duck doesn’t seem to have a name or a theme song. Robert is slacking off, man.
Anna’s working on a wig for her grandma, using a Kryolan product, of course. Yvonne makes a smart comedic decision, making the holesaw larger than in reality — something Johnny could’ve taken notes from. He’s just now realizing that he might have spent too much time on the hoofprints.
On Application Day, Mel’s thrilled with FrontButt. Rob’s model has a tiny waist, so he adjusts his midsection piece and seems happy with it. Walter’s knife, on the other hand, is not working. It’s too heavy, so Walter uses just the tips of the blades, as he has no other choice.
Anna plugs for Kryolan again, this time using their old age stipple to get, well, an old age effect. Yvonne wants a whimsical paint job, so she goes with yellow, and I’m immediately having flashes of Crayon Man. But at least she applies several shades of yellow for depth and shadowing. There’s hope.
Mel wants to do a frostbite makeup, but it’s coming out more of a zombie green. Going into Last Looks, everyone’s a mess over their paint jobs. It’s Rob’s turn to plug for Kryolan, using their aqua colors to get a good gray going.
My Amateur Impressions:
Yvonne + Jerry Rig: I actually laughed out loud. It’s truly funny. The swirl of the face going into the holesaw is brilliant, and yellow color isn’t nearly as distracting as I thought it would be.
Johnny + Sarah N Geti: Well, she’s… pink. From my couch, I can really only see one hoofprint. Shouldn’t the other side of her face be smushed and dirty? I’m not sure this is nearly as whimsical as it needed to be.
Kaleb + Finn Waters: The fish cowl is well-painted, I think, though it’s shape is weird. Not sure why he went up instead of out. But it’s whimsical.
Melissa + Suzanne Stitches: Looking like Sally’s older sister (of Nightmare Before Christmas fame), Suzanne is okay. The face looks whimsical, but is it enough? I’m can’t say.
Rob + Wendy Wand: She looks exactly like his sketch. The vision was clearly successful. But her injury seems a little too subtle here.
Mel + Sally Slopes: I’m so sorry, Mel, but this is kind of a hot mess. The ski suit doesn’t lend itself well to the FrontButt, and the paint job doesn’t make sense. There’s no sign of snow or ice.
Robert + Thomas Watts and Duck: Meh. It’s okay. I’m not sure he went far enough into the electrocution element, but the duck and soap pieces stuck to him are clever. Have we seen a really killer piece from Robert yet? Feels like he’s coasting through.
Walter + Seymour Sharp: Honestly, the best part was when he smiled and teeth fell out. I like the clown makeup.
Anna + Rose Mary: Well, it’s kinda whimsical. She could have gone heavier with the explosion aspect of it.
The Professionals’ Impressions:
The judges are confused by Johnny’s porcupine. They are not impressed with FrontButt. Glenn wants to know why Thomas Watts wasn’t wetter. And he and Neville note the lack of story with Rose Mary.
The winner? Yvonne, hands down.
With Mel, Kaleb, and Johnny in the bottom 3, it’s Johnny who bit the dust. A tough one, because his makeup wasn’t terrible. He just made some questionable decisions. But sometimes, that’s enough to send you home. Sorry, Johnny.
Overall Thoughts: Loved the challenge. They spent quite a bit of time with the artists as they worked, which was good. But the initial scene at the printing facility seemed like a waste; it had very little to do with the actual challenge.
Beauty in Words:
“But where’s the angler? Where’s that funny thing that could be hanging out there and he’s constantly going ‘pfffff’ ‘pffff’ ‘pfffff.’ …… It’s funny.” — #Nevilleism, an explanation of comedy, about Kaleb’s character.
“I really wish the splits were more of a gaping maw… like fun, family-sized guts and gore.” — Glenn.
“It looks like Blue Man Group gone elfish.” — Ve, discussing Finn Waters’s fish hat.
What did you think? Was it Johnny’s time? I wanna know!